Let's talk about your data, beautiful stranger.
Your privacy matters to us more than our morning coffee, and that's saying something. Here's the deal in plain English, because no one needs more corporate word salad in their life:
WHAT WE PROTECT: Our shop rocks a 256-bit SSL encryption (that's the fancy padlock in your browser), making your data harder to crack than your ex's new iPhone password. Payments are processed by Stripe and Paypal, which maintain PCI Service Provider Level 1 certification - the highest possible level of certification in the payments industry. Translation: your payment info is more secure than that secret folder on your desktop.
WHAT WE COLLECT:
- Your email (to send you your calendars, duh)
- Your name (we promise not to stalk you on social media)
- Payment info (which we never see because Stripe handles that magic)
WHAT WE DON'T DO:
- Sell your data to ANY third parties
- Share your download history with your judgmental relatives
COOKIES: Yes, we use them. No, not the delicious kind. These track basic stuff like whether you're more into swearing or gratitude calendars. You can block them, but then don't blame us if the site acts drunk.
DATA RETENTION: We keep your order info for as long as tax authorities require, which is about as fun as it sounds.
THE REAL TALK: We're a small shop selling digital calendars, not the CIA. We take your privacy seriously because we're not jerks, and because lawsuits are expensive.
Questions? Concerns? Existential crisis? Contact us.
*This policy was written by humans, for humans, while fully caffeinated.