Return Policy

Listen up, digital shoppers:

Like bad life choices and regrettable tattoos, all sales are final. You're buying pixels here, not a Porsche. Once you download these calendars, they're yours forever - like emotional baggage, but more useful.

Why no returns?
  • It's digital. What are you going to do, stuff the file back into the internet?
  • You can't "un-download" files (though wouldn't that be nice for those drunk selfies?)
  • We're not Amazon, and this isn't 1999
If you somehow managed to NOT download your file, or if technology is being a particular bitch that day, hit us up. We'll resend your download link.

Changed your mind? That sounds like a you problem.
Remember: Buying digital products is like making bad decisions at 3 AM - embrace it, own it, no take-backs:)

We still love you deep. Namaste.