EPIC 2025 Calendar (digital printable file) black

Listen up. This isn't your grandmother's pathetic wall calendar with pictures of fucking kittens. This is the Epic 2025 - the calendar for people who actually have their shit together, or at least pretend to.

Pure black. White text. Clean. Dangerous.

You want flexibility? Print this bad boy as many times as you want. Tear it up. Start over. Who cares? It's digital. Mount it on your wall like a trophy or slide it into your Bottega Veneta briefcase. Your call.

Features (because apparently we need those):

• Instant digital gratification - download and go
• Sex appeal in calendar form - white on black.
• Print it until your printer bleeds ink
• Space for all the appointments you'll probably cancel anyway
• The perfect gift for that friend who thinks they're too cool for iCal

How to Use This Thing:
Get some fancy paper if you want to impress people. Or don't. Print it at Kinko's at 3 AM like the degenerate you are. A4, A3, wallpaper your fucking bathroom with it - no one's judging.

The holidays are coming up. Your family expects presents. Give them this instead of another soulless Amazon gift card. Watch their faces as they realize you've given them something with actual personality.

It's 2025. The world's probably ending anyway. Might as well track its demise in style.

Download now. Or don't. I don't really care. But you probably should.